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Philadelphia Museum of Art [Jul. 3rd, 2008|01:35 am]
On Sunday, my wife and I went to the Philadelphia Museum of Art. For my birthday this year, we went to the Rodin Museum—I fell in love with Rodin as a senior in high school taking AP Art History1—and, unsurprisingly, I loved it. I love art museums. I entered college with some intent to major in art history, thanks to that high school class. (Thanks, Mrs. Carnes!)

So I was not expecting to be so sorely disappointed.

Cut for length )

Anyway, that was our Sunday. Perhaps the Franklin Institute'll be better, once we get there.

1A class that fit into the schedules of exactly three of us. I entered the school a year ahead in math, so I didn't have a math course to take senior year. The other two were juniors who'd just transferred and therefore had some similar free slot based on them having already taken something. My high school wasn't really big on "electives".
2Second favorite part: sitting on a bench not far from "Sunflowers" and having a man in his 60s with a midwestern accent walk past me, calling back to his wife, "Hey, I think this one's by Van Gogh!"
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Things That Make Me Happy [Jun. 24th, 2008|02:37 pm]
I should post something substantive, but until I do:

1. Where The Hell Is Matt? - You might have seen it already, but if you haven't...it's beautiful. It really is. Apparently, Matt is just this guy who travels and dances badly, and had made a video of himself dancing in various places around the world. This one is the same thing, with other people joining in. And as a concept, it's stupid enough to be funny...but it's just brilliantly beautiful, because I'm maudlin.

2. Youngme - Nowme - It's just a silly little competition, some sort of zefrank thing, and I don't even know what zefrank is. But this one involves people posting two photos: one of them when younger, and a current photo that attempts to recreate the earlier one. And somehow I just find it really joyful. The care that people put into recreating these old photos of themselves is really cool. Also, it shows dedication and cleverness, and I like dedication and cleverness.

Anyway, I should head to the coffeeshop to work.
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A letter to the band at the Green Line Cafe [Jun. 19th, 2008|08:40 pm]
Dear band,

I have no problem at all with musicians playing in coffeeshops. It's often quite pleasant, and I'm all in favor of local musicians getting their start somewhere.

I do have a problem with someone coming up to me at the table where I've been sitting for hours and telling me that, if I'm going to be there while the band plays, they suggest a $5 donation.

By all means put out a bucket with a sign asking for tips. But asking me to pay to hear music I don't care about in a venue where I've already paid my "rent"...screw you.

Love, me.
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Needlessly annoyed [Jun. 18th, 2008|02:47 am]
I'm really annoyed at the commercials for DragonBall Z: Whatever It Is, which features various people yelling what seems to be a battle cry of one of the characters: Kamehameha. Pronounced "KAH-may KAH-may HA!" It makes me want to write a game with the battle cry "Akihito", pronounced "Achy-high-TOE". Jerks.
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Huh. [Apr. 19th, 2008|12:32 am]
...there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon...
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Déjà résolu [Apr. 2nd, 2008|05:17 am]
Hey, friendslist puzzlers, especially those who worked for Games Magazine in the '80s.

Tanga, a website I've pointed to in the past for the astonishingly low quality of some of its puzzles, had an interesting pair of puzzles today. Here's the "hard" one; the easy one looks identical but, cleverly, has a different solution. Even the hard one didn't take me long, though.

That's because I'd seen the puzzle before. In fact, it appears in the Games collection The Book of Sense and Nonsense Puzzles (see here; skip to page 9), (c) 1985, so it presumably appeared in Games somewhat earlier.

Question 1: did this guy Arnott ever work for Games? Did he write this crossword? (In the book, it's credited unhelpfully to Margot Seides, which someone clued me in several years ago is an anagram, enumeration "5 7".)

Question 2: anyone, especially anyone with a vested interest in this (e.g. a copyright holder), have thoughts on how to proceed? Because speaking as both a puzzler and an academic, there's pretty much nothing I hate more than plagiarism.
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IMDb thoughts [Mar. 15th, 2008|04:52 am]
I don't want to complain about the IMDb, but...no, wait, yes I do.

It was nearly fifty years ago that Tom Lehrer explained that "the reason most folk songs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people". I think the IMDb is a terrifically useful site, but that perhaps some of its user-created content could go away without any real loss. For instance, there are now, if you missed it, pages for movie and TV characters. These can be useful; you might in fact want to know which people have played Superman. Of course, it gets silly rather quickly, as with the entry for, say, Baltimore State Forensic Hospital Caretaker.

Ultimately, though, the problem at this point is that we're deep into user-submitted territory here. And thus you get the following bio for Jack Sheridan, a character from second-season "Charmed":

Spoiler cut, just in case someone's still catching up on their Charmed episodes )

I'd tell you how many basic grammatical errors there are in that brief paragraph, but frankly I lost count.

You also get the rather unfortunte effect that, according to his IMDb page, Professor James Moriarty is a character from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (1987).

So, yeah. Perhaps there's a point at which the Wikipedia, anyone-can-contribute model just doesn't really work.
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Go fetch! [Mar. 15th, 2008|02:22 am]
Zooty, the slightly more insane of our insane cats, has coerced us into giving her treats for fetching. Specifically, because she's so fond of bringing her feathered toys into whichever room we're in—including the ones attached to sticks, which she'll blithely drag along the floor behind her—we'll give her a treat when she does.

Tonight, as I was saying goodnight to my wife (she goes to bed hours before me, i.e. around 1am), Zooty came trotting in, only this time instead of the usual light "dink" of the plastic end of the feathered toy hitting the floor, there was an odd metallic clatter. Puzzled, I looked down, and discovered Zooty sitting and waiting patiently for a treat for fetching the one-inch-by-four-inch rectangle of chain mail my wife had assembled earlier tonight.

On the one hand, we really need to make sure these things are out of her reach. On the other, if we encourage it sufficiently, we could rent her out to Pennsic attendees to retrieve arrows and lost armor.
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Self-Help Books [Mar. 12th, 2008|02:45 am]
My wife checked out The Money Coach's Guide to Your First Million from the library. It seems, in general, like decent advice, but I do want to offer you Tahnan's Guide to Writing a Self-Help Guide, based on what I call the ACRONYM system:
  • Arrange points in sets
  • Create a mnemonic
  • Rearrange as necessary
  • Offer the points together
  • Never be afraid to stretch things
  • You should keep going as long as necessary
  • Milk it for all it's worth



Unrelatedly: if anyone out there does the Atlantic Monthly's cryptic (note to Q. Pheevr: turns out the magazine had changed its mind again, and once again made the Puzzler, and its archives, public), [EDIT: never mind, Jangler explained it to me, bless 'im. Note left up, though, so that the reading public in general, and Q. in particular, can be reminded that there're some well-crafted cryptics out there].
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Penguins are so sensitive [Mar. 9th, 2008|05:30 am]
Because I came to like Lyle Lovett while I was living without a television, it never occurred to me that he probably made videos. Of course, the thing about a Lyle Lovett video is that it's by Lyle Lovett.

It's therefore a tossup as to whether this video is weirder than its song. (Warning: contains Lyle Lovett, and a woman in a furs...wait, is it a fur suit if the suit is furry but the animal in question has feathers? Oh, just go watch it.)
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Jumping the helicopter [Mar. 7th, 2008|01:22 am]
There are many reasons a writer might choose to kill a character. Characters can die nobly for a cause; some die as part of another character's development. On television, characters sometimes die because the actor dies or wants to leave the show, though again this can be handled well or poorly. (On Judging Amy—yes, I know, I know, but it was showing on TNT at the exact time of day that I wanted to avoid working on my dissertation—the actor playing Tyne Daly's fiancé died; the writers worked the character's offscreen death into the script terrifically. Compare that to, say, Tasha Yar on ST:TNG. Similarly, on a TV show I watch, a character dies rather unexpectedly in a later season, but it's done over a few episodes and is written into the plot with some care.)

Far and away the worst reason to kill a character, IMHO, is "we kind of needed to get rid of him." The two most glaring instances of this, I think, are Rosalind Shays (Diana Muldar, L.A. Law, who rather suddenly falls down an elevator shaft; and Robert Romano (Paul McCrane, ER), who had a helicopter fall on him. I never saw the second—I didn't watch the show (in spite of the fact that my uncle co-produced the first season of it), and I've only seen the occasional bits and pieces. But as I was leaving for work the other day, my wife was watching the episode, and when I commented on Romano firing someone, she said, "Don't worry, a helicopter's about to fall on him." In both of these cases, the character was (I gather) too unpleasant to keep around: that is, the writers/producers decide that, well, they just needed to get rid of them.

I mention this because I'm two-thirds of the way through something I've been reading (I won't name it, because, you know, spoilers) in which a character, one who's been fairly central to the plot so far, gets shot, in a relatively random and thoroughly unexpected way. And it happens just after he's delivered a message to one of the central characters, so in fact it's very much the case that the author is done with him and having him still hanging around would only get in the way. In fact, in case there was any doubt, another (morally ambiguous) character who watched it happen admits that he could have stopped it, but didn't because "his task was over". At the end of the chapter, I turned to my wife, who'd finished reading it already, and said, "I can't believe the author just dropped a helicopter on him."

Dropping a helicopter isn't like jumping the shark: the book is still terrific (and I suppose that ER didn't stop being a good show at that point). But I can't pretend it's unflawed, and one of the glaring flaws, in my opinion, is this sudden, random, unexpected, and wholly unnecessary character death.
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Sigh. [Feb. 26th, 2008|01:59 pm]
Today my step is a little slower, a little heavier.

I'm not sad; it's just that I got out of a cab, already running late, and stepped with both feet ankle-deep into wet concrete.
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Album meme [Jan. 27th, 2008|06:53 pm]
I try to resist memes, I really do. But this one from flynngrrl caught my attention, and it's kind of scary how reasonable the results are.

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3. The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together, that's your first album.



(Image from MikeJonesPhoto.)
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Brooklyn Puzzle Tournament [Jan. 25th, 2008|04:32 am]
For the first time in a while, I don't have a conflict the weekend of the Stamford Brooklyn Crossword Tournament. I thought perhaps I'd attend this year, after not having attended since 2004.

Except...in 2005, the registration fee was $175. Last year, it was $195. This year: $275. (Plus another hundred for two nights at the hotel, if I share a room with two other people; plus $80 or so for Amtrak tickets.)

I guess Brooklyn's bound to be more expensive than Stamford. But...$275 for a weekend's entertainment, Friday night to Sunday afternoon? The NPL convention is typically less than $200, and that's for 24 hours longer and includes much more of a chance to socialize with people. The difference, perhaps, is that the NPL convention doesn't have prize money—but then, I stand pretty much no chance of winning any prize money.

I'd head into the city, stay with friends, and just hang out at the hotel a little to see people, but it's been made pretty clear in years past that that's not acceptable. In the end, I suppose I could be convinced to come—but does anyone have a convincing argument? Right now, for all that I like the people I'd have a chance to hang out with, I'm not sure I can justify the expense.
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That Mystery Hunt Thing [Jan. 23rd, 2008|04:02 am]
I've been resisting writing about the 2008 Mystery Hunt because I've been waiting to see the answers to some things, as well as the overall structure. But, well, it strikes me that I don't want to wait too long, so...

Cut for length, of course )
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How Not to Write a Puzzle [Jan. 9th, 2008|04:07 am]
About a year ago, I complained about a puzzle on a website called Tanga which I found particularly, er, terrible.

As part of an ongoing series, then, I offer: this puzzle. You can try to solve it if you want, though I don't recommend it. (Tanga puzzles lead to a single word. Heh.) Or you can read on...

Bad puzzle! Bad! )

Personal aside to II&F members: if you ever write a puzzle like this, you'll be solving remotely from North Dakota next year.
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Stupid airlines [Jan. 6th, 2008|09:39 am]
I've complained before about how much I hate the fact that airlines won't let you change your itinerary. And, OK, fine, Cazique raised good points as to why that's so.

But it still pisses me off that I can give them several hundred dollars, and they can still call me at 8:15 to say "Your 1:00 flight is cancelled." And, let me stress, nothing else; so it becomes my obligation to call them to find out that I've been rescheduled for 8:40 tonight, and then to ask about other flight options (e.g., 4:00pm; why would they think I'd prefer 8:40?).
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Life in Minnesota, redux [Dec. 27th, 2007|10:28 pm]
Some people wanted to know what kind of culture shock I might experience in Minnesota. I lived in Minnesota for four years, so it's not the snow, or the accents, or the niceness.

No, to illustrate the kind of culture shock I experienced, I present to you a five question quiz. It's multiple choice, but take a moment to consider your answers before clicking through to the options.

1. On the bedroom door of your five-year-old nephew, you would expect to find a measuring tape and a sign saying, "Watch me grow..."

Options for #1 )

2. Your brother-in-law roots for sports teams based on...

Options for #2 )

3. At lunch, your father-in-law pulls out a present he got earlier that day: a box of questions to spark discussion. Which of the following is the most likely exchange between you and your hostess's mother in response to "What book would you most like to have memorized?"

Options for #3 )

4. Your niece's grandmother gets her a book about a girl who just knows she's a princess, but starts to worry about the fact that she doesn't have jewels or a crown, and that her father is not a king. The moral of the story comes when her father tells her,

Options for #4 )

5. Your sister-in-law relates a story in which a friend of hers, Margaret, had a brain clot. One day, another friend called and mentioned that she had a freind wih a brain clot; it turned out that they each independently knew Margaret. This inspired your sister-in-law and her friend to:

Options for #5 )

Bonus question: Your niece gets her mother a pie plate for Christmas, to replace the one she broke earlier in the year. The grandmother (i.e. the hostess's mother from Question 3, and the book-buyer from Question 4) says, full of the appropriate spirit:

Options for bonus )

Answers )
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Life in Minnesota [Dec. 24th, 2007|09:42 pm]
The thing is that, when you're from where I'm from, the culture shock of being here is noticeable. They just don't do things the way you do them; they don't even think the way you do, and a lot of the basic language is different. Sometimes it's all you can do to get by.

Minnesota's that way, too.

Incidentally, for those Carletonians who missed it: Northfield politics has suddenly started to make Providence politics look sane. From the Northfield News, Mayor refuses to step down; from the Star-Tribune, Northfield mayor loses desk and key. ("When Northfield's embattled mayor refused to resign Saturday, the college town's City Council told him to clean out his desk and turn in his City Hall key.") Phenomenal, really.
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My father and the modern media [Dec. 22nd, 2007|03:04 am]
My wife and my father had an argument the other day about a few cartoons in recent media. The first was this cartoon by Mike Luckovich of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution; the second was this set of images in Time Magazine. (Explanation: the images were at the head of columns of polling statistics, hence the "how so and so see their candidates" headings.)

Take a moment to reflect on the two; particularly the latter, in which you should ask yourself, "Is anything striking about these portraits? (Other than the fact that they display a serious lack of talent on the part of the artist, who apparently learned to draw by watching Beavis and Butthead.) In particular, is there any sort of imbalance in the way the eight of them are portrayed?"

Continue after you've reflected. )

(This was not, mind you, the last argument with my father. Earlier today I got extremely mad at him when, as my brother was deciding which of his last two cards to throw in a trick-taking game we were playing, my father showed him his one remaining card. His point was that it didn't matter which card my brother played in terms of affecting my father's score; I found this extraordinarily unprofessional, especially coming from a man whose current occupation is ensuring fair play at bridge tournaments. But that's another story for another time.)
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Cat photos [Dec. 21st, 2007|12:04 am]
Though in a post about a month ago I obeyed Garner's First Law of Modern Cat Ownership ("Blog about your cats even if no one particularly cares"), I rather flagrantly flouted Garner's Second Law, i.e. "Blog posts about your cats must be accompanied by pictures." My apologies.

New pictures of the cats are up on my Flickr page. A few particular favorites below the cut:

Ici sont les chats )
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This won't mean anything to most of you, but... [Nov. 26th, 2007|03:03 pm]
Last night I dreamt about Eric Brannen. That can't be good, can it?
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Da Nang? Daaang. [Nov. 19th, 2007|05:39 am]
I should be asleep, but in the meantime, here's what my sister-in-law is currently up to. (And this and others you can find by clicking appropriately.)
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Rebo & Zooty [Nov. 18th, 2007|04:20 pm]
So everyone's been asking: how are the cats? Are they happy? What are they like? Tell us everything!* So here's the news.

Rebo is easy. She mostly lies on the couch or the chair in the corner, with brief bouts of lying around somewhere else; the lid of a cardboard box has become a favorite ever since we put a little catnip in it once. (She does love the 'nip.) She's a little skittish when let out of the living room; she tends to see someone walking and run for her life back to familiar ground. But she's also happily exploring, poking around in the bedroom even though that's Zooty Territory.

She's extremely good-natured, and is quite fond of petting, as well as lying on keyboards. She came to us declawed, which (a) is terrible, especially given that she was found as a stray, and (b) suggests that she's had a little more experience being used to humans. It also means that clawing isn't a behavior problem, and while I hate declawing and would never do it to a cat, I must admit it's kind of a relief to have one less thing to worry about with her. Generally, though, there's little to worry about. She eats well, she plays well, she sleeps a lot, she purrs. She squeals a little when picked up and cuddled in arms, but she has grown accustomed to laps. Foodwise, she's pretty easygoing; she didn't complain at all about the switch from shelter-provided kitten food to adult cat food; she didn't like the hard tuna treats, but the moist chicken and moist seafood went over well. She does have a tendency to eat from the floor instead of her bowl—that is, she'll scoop a piece of food out of the bowl and then eat it—but that's fairly endearing.

She's also a mighty huntress; more than once, she's spontaneously pounced on a toy mouse, batted it around, caught it in her mouth, and meowed triumphantly. And if my students showed half the energy on the homework that she shows in the chasing and capturing of glitterpoms, I'd cancel the final and give them all A's. Her favorite interactive game, though, is "soccer goalie". It involves either a toy mouse or a foil ball; she'll lie there and watch it, but won't get up until you toss it right in front of her, at which point she'll bat it away and wait. No chasing, just waiting for it to come and batting it away. (If only we had a dog who could fetch, the two of them would be like a perpetual motion machine of animal cuteness.)

Zooty is more of a problem case. Among the things she likes: biting, high places, more biting, dragging her water bowl around. (Michelle suspects she prefers water in motion to still water, which is why she pushes it before drinking from it. On our list of things to get: a fountain.) She's athletic; leaping and climbing are not problems. Last night, I looked up to see that she had leapt up to the shoulders of my hanging shirts, balancing herself on the hangers there while pulling herself up to the storage shelf at the top of the closet. That's since been closed, and she has to content herself with the bed, the back of the couch, and the cat tree on top of my dresser. When sleeping in bed with us, she tends to climb up on whichever of us is on our side, that being a higher point than someone's back. Shoulders of people sitting have also proved popular. Today she's discovered a new perch as well, though when she sits on them it does make it hard for Michelle to see her computer. Like Rebo, she's fond of removing food from her bowl, though in her case that means scooping out an entire pawful and then eating them one at a time. Or sometimes scooping out a pawful, eating one piece, and scooping out another pawful. And at least once, scooping out a pawful and then eating from the bowl.

There are, conversely, a lot of things she doesn't like. High on the list is being held while a dropperful of antibiotic is forceably fed to her; I've got the scratch marks to prove that one, and additional evidence can be seen in the way her face is streaked with pink medicine that escaped her mouth while she squirmed. (Related to the antibiotics, she's not fond of having her nose wiped with a tissue. It's easier to wait for her to sneeze, and then wipe everything else in a one-foot radius.) We'd like to reward her for good behavior, like holding still while we medicate her, but that's another point where finding things she likes has proved difficult. We've tried hard tuna treats, moist chicken treats, moist seafood treats, canned tuna cat food, rendered chicken fat, boiled chicken, smoked turkey, goat cheese, cream cheese...nothing. Rebo came in and ate the tuna after she abandoned it (she did paw a little of it onto the floor first). I put the piece of turkey in her bowl; she pulled it out, pushed it away, and went back to the food in her bowl. Similarly with the cream cheese, which Michelle put on a piece of her cat food—she just decided to push that piece of cat food away.

Fortunately, they've pretty much learned to coexist; there's some mistrust, but they can walk past each other civilly, and have no problem being in the same room within sight of each other. This bodes well for the future.

*Actually, no one's been asking. But even a few weeks of cat ownership have taught me Garner's First Law of Modern Cat Ownership: Blog about your cats even if no one particularly cares.
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Back in a Philadelphia [Nov. 17th, 2007|08:24 pm]
I've complained in the past about being "in a Philadelphia", that metaphysical state inherent to this place that keeps you from getting anything you'd actually want, even the simplest of demands.

The website for DiningIn tells me: We sincerely apologize, but zip code 19143 is currently outside the delivery area for DiningIn. We hope to be able to provide service to this zip code in the future. It's not that they don't serve Philadelphia; they just don't serve our zip code. Terrific.

But what really pissed me off tonight is that New Delhi, on 40th and Chestnut, won't deliver to us. They deliver to Center City--that is, the other side of the river--but they won't come eight blocks west and five blocks south.

It's infuriating. It's frustrating. It's, well, Philadelphia.
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Happy Anniversary to Us! [Nov. 4th, 2007|05:25 pm]
Our third anniversary was last week, and--"fur" is the traditional gift for the third, right? I hope so, because we got each other fur:

Awwww. )

More pictures in the usual place.
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Oh, YouTube [Oct. 25th, 2007|04:14 am]
YouTube can serve quite nicely to play music in the background while one is, say, writing and editing a homework assignment.

On the other hand, once one realizes, "Hey, I could search for Artist X on YouTube!", one very quickly descends into related video after related video in a Wikipedia-like chain that ends up keeping one occupied for hours. Thus, from Richard Thompson, I end up with Richard Thompson, Shawn Colvin, and John Cale singing "Heartbreak Hotel", and from there to John Cale's Hallelujah, to Leonard Cohen singing it on German TV, to Jeff Buckley's version, to k.d. lang's, to Bon Jovi's...and suddenly it's like an hour later. (End result: of all the non-Leonard versions I've heard, I believe I prefer John Cale's.)

I should go to bed. Homework sent out, in any case.

(Bonus link, especially for my ex: if you're going to take a weird Leonard Cohen song, you might as well make a weird video. He's got this half-smile as if to suggest that he knows something you don't. For instance, what the hell the song means. And the whole damn place goes crazy twice, it's once for the Devil and once for the Christ...)
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Some Random Facts [Oct. 10th, 2007|03:58 pm]
Call it a meme if you like, but: here are some random facts about people on my friendslist. I shan't tell you who each fact is true of, but speculation or self-revelation is welcome, if it makes you happy. "Zie/zir" is a gender-neutral pronoun. (This isn't meant to be "postsecrets"-style confessional; just random facts. It kinda came out that way though.)

Read more... )
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Random quote [Sep. 26th, 2007|04:11 pm]
So here's my question to you: Do you have your Christmas decorations yet? Oh, don't scream and wiggle around like that; you know you will take that question seriously soon enough. OK, perhaps some of you won't because you don't celebrate Christmas, although you may want to go with a defensive lawn display of shepherds keeping watch over little pagan children. In America, we are all forced to deal with Christmas, even if we are militantly not dealing with Christmas. That takes energy too.

I love Jon Carroll.
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Late night drama [Sep. 20th, 2007|03:57 am]
I had to give up on watching the crappy 3am scifi movie. Too much horror. And besides, the drama in the street outside is much more entertaining...or, well, it was, when (an hour and a half ago) it was a woman screaming "Don't you even care about me?"; now that she's talking on the phone and said "I only have eight months to live", it got kind of depressing.
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Stupid stupid microsoft creatures [Sep. 12th, 2007|07:04 pm]
Microsoft Powerpoint helpfully notices when I insert a Unicode character and changes its font to MS Arial Unicode. Great, fine, except that I happen to have plenty of fonts that can display Unicode, and more or less all of them are more attractive than Arial. Does anyone out there in LJ-Land know how to convince Powerpoint to stop converting my Unicode to MS Arial?

(Yes, yes, "stop using Powerpoint" is a very clever answer, but not helpful. For the record, I tried OpenOffice's version first and decided that I'd genuinely rather use Powerpoint. And I did consider just displaying PDFs rather than putting things into Powerpoint, and it was harder than I expected to format things correctly.)
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The strangeness that is Philadelphia [Sep. 12th, 2007|02:32 pm]
Oh, dear lord, lecturing can be so exhausting.

We went to the first 60-Second Lecture, given by Michael Gamer. It's what it sounds like: a sixty-second lecture. It was odd--indeed, afterwards, he commented that it was "the strangest thing he's ever done", and he was a participant at Otherworld last year. So that was of course odd (though entertaining).

Then we went to lunch, where the people at the next table were apparently planning a pirate-themed party, and were therefore telling the usual dumb pirate jokes. ("What's a pirate's favorite planet? Marrrrrrs!") For a while, the worst of them was "How does a pirate feel in the morning when he doesn't feel well? Letharrrrrgic!" You can see how it was hard to focus on our own conversation. Then someone came around with fliers for a farmers' market, and they asked her about ways they could pay, which (after she left) led one of them to ask, "What's a pirate's favorite way to pay for things at Penn? Dining dollarrrrrs", which the table agreed was the worst of them.

We were about to leave, and I hesitated, but decided I had to. I turned to them and, with a serious expression, asked, "You gentlemen do know what pirates buy at farmers' markets, don't you?" They kind of stared at me, and I said, "Arrrrrrtichokes!" Then we left.

(Of course, I just spent the last ten minutes talking about an article by Ken Hiraiwa discussing Chomsky's Defective Intervention Constraint, or DIC. Apparently, some people giggle at phrases like "triggering the DIC" and "has been shown to provide empirical evidence for Chomsky's DIC". Don't look at me; I pronounce it "dee-eye-cee".)

It's just that kind of day.
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Apartment photos [Sep. 7th, 2007|01:26 am]
So, nu, why not. I've uploaded photos of our lovely-but-empty apartment to a page on Flickr. I feel so modern and 20th century.
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Dispatches from Philadelphia, vol. 2, issue 1 [Sep. 5th, 2007|06:08 pm]
Some helpful tips for the visiting Bostonian:

1. Both Boton and Philadelphia have a Bureau of Street Signs and Walk Signals. You should be warned that they have chosen to allocate their budget in very different ways.

2. In Boston, people recycle. That's the law, and it's easy to do, and people do it. In Philadelphia, it might be the law, we're not sure, but...oh, here, this should cover it.

3. Don't forget about the possibility of being "in a Philadelphia". No one seems to carry seltzer, for instance. Then there's this mailing list for my class that I'm trying to set up, but I inadvertantly mistyped an email address and now I can't actually change anything (or, indeed, send mail to it from my Penn address). There's a phone number for ISC, who seem to be in charge of this, but I'm not allowed to call it; I have to call my Local Service Something and have him call ISC, even though he didn't sound particularly certain what I meant by "mailing list". (I think he's probably very good at getting the desktops to run, print, connect, etc.)

Culture shock'll kill ya, folks.
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Penn Computing [Sep. 5th, 2007|03:41 pm]
What kind of system, I ask you, allows you to remove yourself as the owner of a mailing list without somehow verifying that the list is left with a valid, current owner, thereby leaving the list utterly unchangeable?

For starters.

Man I get so frustrated with this place sometimes.
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Especially for Jade and CW [Sep. 4th, 2007|02:54 pm]
I have friends who review self-published (or vanity-press-published) picture books. Some of them can be kind of terrible. None of them, fortunately, have been this book.

Presented without further comment: Alfie's Home, by Richard A. Cohen, of the International Healing Foundation (website: gaytostraight.com).
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A gentle introduction to... [Aug. 30th, 2007|07:14 pm]
My wife, going through a pile of stuff looking for a paper I'd misfiled, came across a handout from my undergrad days called "A Gentle Introduction to the Lambda Calculus". I found this fascinating, since last semester I wrote a handout for some of my less mathematically inclined students called "A Gentle(r) Introduction to Lambda Notation". Did I dredge this out of the depths of my memory?

Apparently not--Googling the phrase "A Gentle Introduction To" gets almost 300,000 hits, and a casual scan of the first hundred suggests that it's a standard turn of phrase in computer programming: the web offers gentle introductions to SQL, Haskell, XML, ML, SOAP, Namespaces, Symbolic Computation, TeX, Internet feeds, optical design, wavelets, category theory, Stata.... (And, oddly, nanotechnology, a book on Amazon by someone I knew at Brown.) It's not surprising, then, that Mark Johnson used it; he's a computational linguist.

So I ask the more computationally-oriented out there: where did the phrase originate? Who first wrote a gentle introduction to something?
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I hate capitalism [Aug. 28th, 2007|09:36 pm]
All corporations suck. More on this tomorrow. In the meantime, note that when applying for an account at Sovereign Bank, the available titles do not include "Ms.", and your options for employment are "Employed Full Time / Employed Part Time / Self-Employed / Homemaker / Retired", and not, say, "currently looking for employment".
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Apartment! [Aug. 21st, 2007|10:04 am]
We're now in the apartment, watching strong people move our stuff in. (And on someone else's wireless...thanks, linksys!) It doesn't seem too bad, other than the "you must decide 150 days before the end of the lease whether you are renewing".
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Getting there... [Aug. 20th, 2007|10:35 pm]
We're now in a hotel in Philadelphia. We've eaten. And we got here in one piece. (Note to certain Bostonian Haverfordians: had we gone door-to-door, rather than continuing south past the city to the airport and finding a hotel here, it would have taken us pretty much five and a half hours, perhaps closer to six, nowhere near eight.)

More, perhaps, tomorrow, should we survive.
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